“We Need More Testing To Establish Root Cause” Says Uninformed Source

Citing rising vaccination numbers that correspond to an increase in gun-related deaths as more people become convenient targets by forgetting to don their body armor when venturing out after 15 months in lockdown, the NRA today suggested that the Biden administration is “cooking the books to make it look like guns are killing people when it is likely that vaccinated people with guns are killing patriots who refuse to get vaccinated. Many people are saying so.”