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In Death As In Life

7/23/21

Gerald R. Ford Continues Tripping Over His Schwantz

Former President Gerald R. Ford is perhaps best known for mentoring Chevy Chase in stand-up & fall over tragicomedy. Born of necessity & nurtured on the sweet authoritarian paps of Richard Mildude Nixon, Ford was the kind of mistake no God would make twice.

And yet, the United States of America took it upon itself to piss into the wind & name an aircraft carrier after the only American president never having been elected to a second term after not having been elected to his first one. Kudos, Ger!

Four years after its launch, the carrier has yet to be deployed because its advanced weapons systems keep tripping over themselves.

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