But Today We Have Shaming Of Farts

God I miss the good old days when we could kick ass & call people names…

But at least we have the Urban Dictionary to help us understand what the fuck our parents were thinking when they listened to their gods and named every fucking asshole in the world, including mine.

My late stage name is Elio 

Emiliano

to go with the ligi stain, which means you think of me as a wonderfully good person filled with misspelled road rage who happens to be something of a dick to strangers & even worse to those who actually know him.