The Simplest Solution Is Often Retarded

We apologize in advance for the corrections to this post that are already being developed as properties of dubious value in which we will fully obfuscate the venal intention of our word choices in this post and so many others, often pondering the undeniable thrill of obscene opportunities available in foreign tongues which our American censors are generally too dumb to realize that they’ve already had quite enough of our attitude, thank you..

If you are upset about what we’re about to type  thank you. If you are delighted, then y’all come back and visit our alternative confederacy of dunces any old time.

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