Former Hair Club For Men Co-Founder Forced To Change Name In Trademark Dispute

America’s number one dickhead, Joe “Camel Toe” Rogan would neither confirm nor deny reports that he was forced to change his surname from Minoxidil more than 20 years ago after Rogaine manufacturer, Johnson & Johnson threatened to sue the bloviating UFC nabob for trademark infringement and dilution of brand identity in an action that was totally overshadowed in the mainstream media by the failed test of America’s Global Hawk technology system on September 1, 2001, the 28th anniversary of the CIA assassination of Chilean Progressive Party President Salvador “Big Sal” Allende to keep the Western hemisphere safe for Old Rummy Reagan’s supply-side plantation economy.

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