Roving Bands Of Second Amendment Fanatics Threaten The Peace That Passeth For Understanding

I can’t wait until the CDC and NWS team up to produce daily projectile forecasts to give the unarmed non-violent majority a heads-up on whether to venture out into the increasingly frequent dum-dum storms.

They better hurry up though. The world ends in eight years. I’m planning to be out of here by then. Aren’t you?

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