Uh-Oh. Looks Like I'm About To Violate Another NDA
Mar 8, 2022
I Got This Urgent E-Mail From Turdwaffle
It arrived in one of the junk e-mail boxes reserved for nabobs, Nazis, and other numbnutted nimrods who make this nation of miserable fucks grate, no fun intended.
Since time, as we are painfully aware by now, is meant to be wasted, I went ahead and completed the survey for Its Most Enema’d Hindass, former twice-impeached unindicated co-conspirator and ambulatory Superfund site, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle, currently hoping to earn a pardon from Vlad the Impudent.
These two monsters are both apparently still loved and adored by armis of the proudly uneducated who are committed an ideal existence where no one has the critical thinking skills of a salted garden slug, thanks to the Handicapper General.
Anyone who happens to attend, please e-mail me if Dimwit Donnie used any of my helpful suggestions.
For those of you with plenty of time yet to waste today, here’s the actual link to the survey that the fat guy foolishly trusted me not to share.I used to get suspended for a couple days everytime I posted one of my survey responses. (I really hope someone at Turdwaffle Central tries calling the phone number they asked for) If the link doesn’t work, copy and paste the url below into your browser and have at it:
ABOUT THE PPOCLL
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.
Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer & demand side alternatives to & which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.
Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat
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P.O. Box 398
Banks, OR 97106-0398