Trump Blasts Reports He Is Misusing Campaign Funds To Buy A New Airliner
Mar 15, 2022
Calls Fake Journalist A Fake Person For Asking Fake Question For Fake Media At Fake News Conference
“First off,” former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and fattest guy in the room, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle told a reporter being helped to safety by security, “You can’t misuse campaign contributions if you aren’t a candidate, which I am not.
“And second,” he shouted, as the pummeled stringer was dragged out of sight, “My fund-raisers guarantee that this is the best strategy ever to finance our Save America effort. America is the new name of Trump Force One. We renamed it in 2017 when I didn’t think I would need it anymore until my term was over in 2025.”
“I’m still waiting for confirmation from Boeing on the great Trump Force One I ordered through Trump charities in 2019,” the korpulent klan klown continued, “but until they send me the new plane, I need to fix up the old one in New York to continue my never-ending campaign to keep America First not only in justice, but in truth social, and The American Way!”
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