God Announces New Season Of The Walking Dead
Feb 25, 2022
Big Guy Says He Knows What He Likes And He Just Don’t Like Us
“I’m tired of you assholes blaming me for all your dumb ass shit,” the creator of the universe tweeted before being banned on Twitter for violating the rules against hateful thinking.
“Fuck you guys,” He promptly wrote to Twitter Support, using their appeals page, saying He had no intention of re-energizing their failed enterprise with His heavenly presence and there was absolutely nothing they could do to save their doomed deluded non-existent souls.
Then He farted enough methane to cut two years off the projected 2030 date for this planet becoming unfit, once again, for human habitation, before He told Putin to invade Ukraine, laughing like Alan Ginsburg until His omniscient testicles swayed in an Instagram post like tiny buddhas.
ABOUT THE PPOCLL
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.
Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer & demand side alternatives to & which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.
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