Turdwaffle To Celebrate Be Best Patriot's Day On January 6
Jan 1, 2022
Promises To Make Day A National Holiday As Soon As He’s Reinstated
A surprisingly diverse platoon of spokesapologists for the GOP today expressed concern over former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspriator & failed insurrectionist Donald J. Turdwaffle’s recent announcement that he will hold a news conference at Mar-a-Lago on January 6th to unveil his choices for those freedom-loving Stop the Steal participants who most deserve Medals of Freedumbocracy, if not Nobel Pulitizer Prizes for Medicine.
Entertainment has not yet been announced but the usual America First cheerleaders can be expected to make their appearances, along with the hundreds of Repugnicunt lawmakers from every fetid corner of our nation of miserable fucks, as 2022 makes its initial bid to put 2021 in its place.
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The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.
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