911 Truthers Swarm Miami Condo Collapse
Jun 25, 2021
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Taking time out from their feverish preparations for Donald J. Turdwaffle’s reinstatement as president of America First in August, the stylish fringe on the buckskin of America’s freedumbocracy focused their special skills on the Champlain Towers condo collapse just north of Miami, where rescuers still combed through the wreckage for 159 people yet unaccounted for.
Never known for passing up the opportunity to stoke outrage in a time of shock & mourning to avoid reflection, right wing Web sites were swamped with posts saying that the Lakeside disaster “just goes to show how right we were about 911,” wrote JizChoker69 on Sturmdrangers Portal, “The planes where just a distraction back in 2001, because nobody had today’s technology yet, not even Dick Cheney.”
Some posted side-by-side comparisons of the World Trade Center & Champlain Towers collapses, while others said the Lakeside disaster might have been “a false flag operation, something to distract us while they get ready to hit Mar A Lago. You saw how those Tik Tok Teens just about stole the election by themselves without Dominion’s help, so don’t tell me this doesn’t get the damned Republicans to reopen the 911 investigation until we get the right answers.”
Several posters fixated on rumors that Osama bin Laden was said to have been relocated & placed in a witness protection program somewhere in South Florida, after George W. Bush launched his reelection campaign war, shortly after taking office. In fact, in 2007, it was rumored that Pakistani leader in exile Benazir Bhutto had worked out a deal authorizing the targetting of bin Laden’s safe house north of Miami in exchange for giving her the keys to Pakistan.
“When Trump is back in the White House,” shouted one member of the crowd that had gathered to catch a glimpse of a mangled body or sobbing relative of someone missing, “Antifa is going to pay for this! We’ve had enough, & we’re not taking anymore!”
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