Evangelical Trumpers Call For Army Of The Dead Boycott
May 22, 2021
Snyder Slammed For Graphic Late Term Abortion Footage
The religious right is crying foul over Zachary Taylor Snyder's latest entry into the zombie genre with a thinly-veiled retelling of the biblical creation story. “These goddamn liberals think they can do whatever they want now that they stopped us from stopping the steal,” said an enraged nutsack close to honorary Sagebrush Rebellion pastor Franklin Lloyd Graham, after using his God-given 2nd amendment rights to obliterate a Planar 219 inch HD video wall system in the guest bathroom & e-mailing Netflix the repair bill.
“It’s bad enough,” the heir to Billy Graham’s entertainment empire continued, “that these raving heathens are killing our fetal future in real life. Why must they subject us to the horrors of abortion during our pursuit of escapist distractions?”
Graham apparently objects to the scene whenrethe god-son of Immortan Joe tears a zombie fetus from the abdomen of Furiosa’s decapitated corpse & shows it to his MAGA followers, exhorting them to kill all abortionists in the name of George Romero,, his son, & the Holy Spook.
We haven’t even thought about contacting Zach Snyder for comment, because that's how we roll around here.
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