Manufacturers Wanted To Help Protect Anti-Vaxxers From COVID

According to totally prefabricated reports, fugitives from the January 6 insurrection conducted a series of commando raids in recent weeks against our nation of miserable fuck’s strategic baby formula reserves.

The purpose of these raids in unclear, but we have learned that ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, colloidal silver, and bleach were added to formula ingredients to ensure that even Turdwaffle supporters have access to quality alternative health care that does not conflict with their firmly held beliefs, which are protected by non-disclosure agreements.