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Governor Offers Bulldog's Butthole To Critics Of State's Proudly Uneducated

Jan 28, 2022

Animal Rights Activists Call For Arrest In Suspected Canine Sex Trafficking

Little did nimrod Gov. Jim “Whitey” Justice (R-Word, WV) suspect that flashing his dog Babydog’s sexual and excretory apparatus at TV cameras to insult to Bette Midler at the conclusion of his Wet Vagina State of the State Address on January 28 would get him trending on social media as Dumb Fuck of Day, but it sure as hell did, and I’m not even on social media, so I know what I’m talking about.

Worse, deep state deep-fake versions of the tape seem to indicate that Justice was taunting his critics by telling them to screw his pooch if they don’t like the wet vagina preference for being poor, illiterate, and strung out. 

I have to admit there are probably worse things than being poor, illiterate, and strung out, but that’s still not tempting me to move to Wet Vagina.

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