Old White Senator Mishears Lyrics

According to Vito Bomboni, a fugitive YU News Service journalist who helped copy edit Senator Manchin’s op ed explaining his critical white race theory, the entire news room hummed along as the demented solon tweeted with his colon for accompaniment & sang his favorite song:

Almost Tara, Wet Vagina
Blue tick hound dogs running down my darkies,
Life is old here, older than your freedom
Younger than an AR, growin’ hanging trees

Reagan roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Wet Vagina, alt-white mama
Take me home, to your fine hole.