Tweets from Cassandra Widdershin's Blood Lion
Free the PPOCLL HQ 666!
Apr 14, 2021
We Were Just Kidding
Isn’t an insincere apology enough to pacify these #SupplySide #PlantationEconomy nimrods anymore? They already own 99% of existence.
It’s not just @DoctorFaustroll who has run afoul of Twitter’s Kolonic Kancel Kulchur in recent weeks. The official Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat account (@PPOCLL) has also been cut off from one of its most reliable imaginary revenue streams by hysterical interns under Jack’s authoritarian control. Even my right-wing accounts are under attack.
If you’ve ever prayed for salvation from your imaginary problems to an imaginary pataphysician or diety, you should rally behind our imaginary effort to rescind Twitter’s arbitrary exercise of corporate autocracy by writing your Twitter-financed Congressnimrods to demand Jack & his JackBoots & Bootettes reinstate your favorite source for Reformative & Restorative creative invective before you succumb to another round of Jimmy Carteresque national malaise.
Tomorrow I embark upon another grand expedition into the heart of whiteness by filing a new appeal for each of my temporarily suspended account (there are dozens of them that I am aware of & I am only fully cognizant of my activities less than 10% of my waking hours, so who knows what evil lurks in the Intertubes of Ted Stevens’ InterWebs to Nowhere!) every 24 hours until I get some satisfaction!
Never forget that matter is simply the less interesting form of energy, & time was invented to be wasted!
Onward, CRSPR soldiers of the Toothpick Brigade!